You Know I Love Adwords!!
Wednesday, July 18th, 2007
If you don’t have an adword account set up at Google then some of these comments below will not make any sense to you. I set up alot of lead generating campaigns for clients so I found some of them amusing. Enjoy!
YOU KNOW YOU’RE AN ADWORDS GEEK IF…
- You categorize your refrigerator items by Adgroup
- The full name of your first child is legally surrounded in brackets
- You use Analytics to predict the weather.
- You built a Google Sandbox in your backyard.
- Your Click Through Rate is higher than your Mortgage Rate
- You keep a picture of Matt Cutts on your Vision Board.(no offense Matt!)
- You categorize your preference in friends by Quality, Home, and Wealth
- You never speak the words: “Google”, “Yahoo”, or “eBay” in public…that is a trademark infringement!
- Your wife threatens to “Slap” you and you race to your computer to check your bid prices.
- Your lack of hyperbole makes you drier than burnt toast.
- You send your wife to the mall with a Maximum Bid amount on all clothing.
If YOU need a whole lot more business and fresh prospects, let me know and we will show what is now possible using Google and the internet.
Austin
717 687 5250


